It's a little before Midnight Saturday as I write this, and it will be a little after midnight on Sunday before I let it loose on the unsuspecting World Wide Web.
I'm sitting in the window seat of our hotel room (which is a cube about 16 feet in all three dimensions, a shape that is spacious, but just a little disconcerting) watching Kildare and Cork supporters revel below. There also appear to be people stealing the BMW across the street, but I am not going to do anything. This stems from two main motivations - first, it is hard to tell when revelry ends and major crime starts; but second, and more important, given that I have spent 80% of my cumulative driving time in Europe with some form of BMW right up my (I am going to quote the first paragraph of the introduction to the tourist brochure titled the "literary guide to Dublin" here) arsekicking, I have no sympathy at all for any BMW owner.
Justine and I just got back from a belated anniversary dinner in Temple Bar. Mum very kindly, VERY kindly, if you get my drift, watched what is left of the kids while we headed out for a few drinks and a bite. We stopped off at four places, and each turned out to be an inspired choice, especially given my reservations earlier today.
The first was Fitzgeralds, the bar where I had lunch. It was opened in 1832. To put that in context, Perth was opened in 1829, and Adelaide around 1836 if memory serves me correctly. Canberra was opened in 1913, about 80 years later.
From there we randomly ended up in a place called Temple Bar. I have no idea if it is what the area is named after, or vice versa, but it was one of the best bars I've been in for many a long year. Then a nice upstairs restaurant and a glam hotel bar for a coffee on the way back. V nice all round, though by far the most rewarding part was the 2 minutes at The Oval bar, all of which I spent in the toilet. At 10.30, there is still the last of the evening light out, and it was a super end to a super day.

The afternoon we spent at Croke Park, watching Kildare stitch Derry up in the 4th Round Qualifiers of the Gaelic Athletic Association All Ireland Football. I've always had a curiosity about Gaelic Football, and today only served to enhance that. It is a little like Alien V Predator, in that it is an almost perfect cross between Aussie Rules, soccer and rugby.

Aidan started the game with a raft of questions, most of which I could very honestly and comprehensively answer by repeating the phrase "I have no idea", "I have no idea" over and over. I realised as the game started that I had no idea about some fairly fundamental aspects, such as: 1) the scoring system; 2) how many periods they played for, and for how long; 3) whether they had referees or umpires; or 4) who was playing and which team was which.
Some of these questions were answered more easily than others.
Within the first few minutes, the bloke the in front of us made it clear that there was a 'referee' and not an umpire. I don't think he liked him very much, and Justine and Aidan spent a fair bit of the game like this:

When the first period finished, by checking out the typical scores in the Footy Record we came to the (correct) conclusion that they must play two periods of 35 mins plus stoppage time. The Record also, eventually, gave up the identities of the protagonists, and for different reasons (most ludicrous and some bordering on apocryphal), we all chose to support Kildare.
The scoring system I never fully found out, as only 1 point 'overs' were scored for the game, and I never found out how many points a 'goal' was worth, which kept it interesting at the end, as we didn't know if Derry were still in it or not.
It was a skilful game, though a bit like watching AFL training, as it was all the skills, but without the tackling it wasn't as physical in a legal sense. However, it was also quite 'dirty', with lots of flying elbows and niggle, the sort of stuff that the AFL has quite successfully eradicated over the last generation of players and fans. My Mum wouldn't let me play this game, I am sure. That was the impression she gave, anyway!

In the end Kildare won 0-18 to 0-13, thus justifying all our various nonsensical reasons for supporting them. This was widely appreciated by the Kildare-centric crowd. I have no idea who Kildare are or where they come from, but they had the love of the crowd on their side, and so it was largely a happy crowd that partly swapped places with the Cork-Down supporters for the second match of the double header.
It was nice to do something that felt genuine, not contrived for the benefit of tourism. I always think that it is that unscripted reality which separates sport from art, and you couldn't fake the sincerity of the fans at the game, especially the bloke directly in front of us.
Cork then flogged Down, and thus the revelry downstairs. The BMW was long ago driven away, and I have no idea by who, and less interest. As the music coming in through the open sash window from the Belvedere Lounge across the road would suggest, tonight it going to be a good good night.

Location:Dublin